Tote Bag & Pouch - Full Of Sh*t Slogan - Long Handled Tote Bag - Sewing Bag - Craft Bag - Black and Cream - Makeup Bag - Mature Funny Rude

Tote Bag & Pouch - Full Of Sh*t Slogan - Long Handled Tote Bag - Sewing Bag - Craft Bag - Black and Cream - Makeup Bag - Mature Funny Rude


Shipping to United States: $8.11

If your tote bag isn't full of sh*t then you're using it wrong!

If you’re anything like me then you carry your cross stitching EVERYWHERE you go and these bags and pouches are perfect for popping your kits into as well as all your other crafty life essentials.

The total value of this bundle is £18, so you're getting a nice little saving by buying them together.

Bag details:

• Tote bag dimensions are 38cm wide x 41cm deep.
• The top of the bag to the apex of the handle measures 38cm.
• The 100% cotton fabric is of a 140gsm weight!

Pouch details:
• Pouches measure 21cm x 17cm with a brass zip and pull.
• Pouch has a brass zip and pull.
• Durable screen printed design.

All packaged up by me in my messy little studio and posted from the UK.

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▪ All prices are listed in £ (GBP)

▪ I accept payments via Paypal and Direct Payment.

▪ All custom orders must be paid for upfront and in full via a custom listing.

▪ Any unpaid sales will be cancelled and re-listed after one week.

Shipping from United Kingdom

▪ UK orders will be shipped standard second class post.

▪ International orders will be shipped standard international mail.

▪ Please note that shipping costs include packaging costs, time costs and postage costs.

Returns & Exchanges

I don't accept returns, exchanges, or cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

Returns and exchange details

▪ If there is a problem with your order when it arrives please get in touch with me as soon as possible.

▪ Please note that no refund will be given until the original item has been returned in its original condition.

▪ Please note that the customer is responsible for all costs incurred in returning items for a refund, including shipping fees.

▪ Please note that custom orders are non-refundable, unless faulty.

▪ Refunds and exchanges will not be given for lost parcels unless they are returned to me by the postal services in their original condition.


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Frequently Asked Questions

Are the cross stitch kits suitable for beginners?

Absolutely! The kits are designed with beginners in mind, using simple stitches and including an easy to follow pattern.
All the kits come with detailed instructions on how to cross stitch, and how to finish and frame your finished masterpiece.

Can I change the thread colour?

Sure thing! Most of the kits come with the option to add an additional thread colour from our colour palette. I try to update our colours every now and then to keep up with current trends. If you want a particular colour that isn't listed feel free to get in touch, I might have something hidden away that's perfect for you.

I don't need the full kit, can I just buy the pattern?

Of course! Most of the kit designs are available as PDF downloads. Just head to the PDF section in the shop and choose from there.

Do you offer custom kits?

Yep, I love creating custom kits! Just shoot me a message and we can chat about your ideas.

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